Gods & Monsters
Sarah. 19. Pennsylvania. I like you.



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"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.”— Ellen DeGeneres
  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via ohgodimsickofsleepingalone)

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via orgasm)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via -insomniaticdreams)

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